Every 2016 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation


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  • T Duiker
    T Duiker  20 hours back

    At least i can always rely on yatzee talking bollocks, to make me fall asleep :P

    • Jon Borodine
      Jon Borodine  2 days back

      A wolf's head on butterfly wings. I love it

      • Spiral Jumper
        Spiral Jumper  3 days back

        I am so sad that Yahtzee had to play Ratchet 2016 before the original. The remake is so fucking bad.

        • True Mind
          True Mind  3 days back

          *DoW imperial guard theme starts playing*

          • Jeremy Lindquist
            Jeremy Lindquist  6 days back

            These videos provide me much enjoyment while driving to class.

            • Connor 0672
              Connor 0672  7 days back

              I think watching undertale is what made me think it was very eh. That and the community

              • Patrick Somers
                Patrick Somers  1 weeks back

                Well I know what I'm doing for the next 4-and-a-quarter hours.

                • Krillinthefail
                  Krillinthefail  1 weeks back

                  does he say the n word at 2:47:16 ?

                  • Francisco J. Moreno
                    Francisco J. Moreno  1 weeks back

                    Please, timestamps or still titles the next time. Most of the time i forget what game is being reviewed! xD

                    • AlexanderDraconis
                      AlexanderDraconis  1 weeks back

                      28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why

                      • Ghost
                        Ghost  1 weeks back

                        Yahtzee, i think we both know you not a millennial, and thats a good thing.

                        • Dylan Smith
                          Dylan Smith  1 weeks back

                          I'd rather have someone drive over my ballsack going 150 on a highway then hear this guy drone on like an undiagnosed ADHD 40 year old virgin for 4 hours.
                          A couple videos a year is good enough.

                          • alldayagain
                            alldayagain  1 weeks back

                            I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.

                            • Andrew Gray
                              Andrew Gray  1 weeks back

                              > they do not so much "fly" as "plummet"

                              And you make fun of Monty Python fans?

                              • ellen m
                                ellen m  2 weeks back

                                came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.

                                • Relax Alex
                                  Relax Alex  2 weeks back


                                  • Michael Tonks
                                    Michael Tonks  2 weeks back

                                    Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all

                                    • Jim Emmonstein
                                      Jim Emmonstein  2 weeks back

                                      Games are getting cheeky. When I play Assassins Creed, I want to play a damn game. I don't want to be forced to know your story. They forget this. Story is always second to games in games. If I am interested in the Apple of Eden and your themes (which I was) then I would pursue them. I don't mean an encyclopedia of Destiny lore. I mean, give me the game first and then tell me a story within it.

                                      • amdm amdhg
                                        amdm amdhg  2 weeks back

                                        Is it just me or did akindalewar change his art style

                                        And characters

                                        And accent....

                                        • Ben Sell
                                          Ben Sell  2 weeks back

                                          "Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good

                                          • DavidTheWavid Animation

                                            22:40 Could Assassin’s Creed go on long to use ALL the subtitle cliches?

                                            Origins and Odyssey: Yes.

                                          • Ben Ward
                                            Ben Ward  2 weeks back


                                            "Undertale is a good game..."


                                          • Petri K
                                            Petri K  2 weeks back

                                            Though 50 Cent probably would have made better Carol Danvers than certain someone who shall not be criticized.

                                            • Takuan Soho
                                              Takuan Soho  2 weeks back

                                              Oh boy, here I go summarizing again !

                                              00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015
                                              00:07:12 Devils Third
                                              00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam
                                              00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles
                                              00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X
                                              00:28:06 The Witness
                                              00:30:47 Bombshell
                                              00:33:34 Gravity Rush
                                              00:38:32 X-COM 2
                                              00:43:38 Firewall Vs Layers of Fear
                                              00:48:51 Far Cry Primal
                                              00:53:55 Stardew Valley
                                              00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:16 :O !)
                                              00:59:09 The Division
                                              01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary
                                              01:08:53 République
                                              01:13:42 Shadow Warrior
                                              01:18:22 Quantum Break
                                              01:23:17 Dark Souls 3
                                              01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank
                                              01:33:03 Starfox Zero
                                              01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
                                              01:42:33 Uncharted 4
                                              01:47:23 Doom
                                              01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution
                                              01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch
                                              02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst
                                              02:07:46 E3 2016
                                              02:13:07 Mighty N°9
                                              02:18:19 Inside
                                              02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast
                                              02:23:25 Technomancer
                                              02:28:34 Furi
                                              02:31:10 Song of the Deep
                                              02:33:40 I am Setsuna
                                              02:38:40 Head Lander
                                              02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy
                                              02:43:27 Quake 1
                                              02:48:42 No Man's Sky
                                              02:54:00 Grow Up
                                              02:58:49 Deus Ex Mankind Divided
                                              03:03:54 Metroid Federation Force

                                              More updates coming soon :P

                                              • TheAtomicLemon
                                                TheAtomicLemon  2 days back

                                                You're absolutely insane, but in a good way. Thank you for your service.

                                            • Stephen Girty
                                              Stephen Girty  2 weeks back

                                              18:48 haha now they don't even have the stabbing unless you have paid for all the boosts!

                                              • JesusKrispies
                                                JesusKrispies  2 weeks back


                                                You're welcome.

                                                • Demnark Balcom
                                                  Demnark Balcom  2 weeks back

                                                  I forgot that capcom of america is actually just capcom of Texas

                                                  • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                    Bogumila Czwakiel  2 weeks back

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                                                  • P B
                                                    P B  2 weeks back

                                                    I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.

                                                    • Kane Obscurum
                                                      Kane Obscurum  6 days back

                                                      could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.

                                                    • lachlan Bastin
                                                      lachlan Bastin  1 weeks back

                                                      Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?

                                                    • Ben Ward
                                                      Ben Ward  1 weeks back

                                                      P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...

                                                  • Nigel Bear
                                                    Nigel Bear  2 weeks back

                                                    Welp. No Mafia 3 review. the joke that did this was the racism joke neer the start for the developers to use the n-word. it was even stated "not putting it in would be even more racist"... well how ironic.

                                                    • Encaru
                                                      Encaru  2 weeks back

                                                      It's a bird it's a plane its Ass-Ass man!

                                                      • Justin Greenland
                                                        Justin Greenland  2 weeks back

                                                        review chrono trigger

                                                        • thatdapperfellow
                                                          thatdapperfellow  2 weeks back

                                                          Is this the last one?

                                                          • th792
                                                            th792  2 weeks back

                                                            remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.

                                                            • Paul B
                                                              Paul B  2 weeks back

                                                              So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.

                                                              • Felipe Roman
                                                                Felipe Roman  6 hours back

                                                                Well... Yahtzee himself has said that he isn't proud of some jokes lately... Specially the ones about sexuality and gender. Maybe it's a direct Yahtzee order?

                                                              • Director [Redacted]
                                                                Director [Redacted]  1 weeks back

                                                                @Sorow Fame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.

                                                              • Andrew Eike
                                                                Andrew Eike  1 weeks back

                                                                ​@Sorow Fame Nope its just one line in particular

                                                                n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep

                                                                All racial slurs

                                                                Still hilarious how he said it tho

                                                              • Sorow Fame
                                                                Sorow Fame  2 weeks back

                                                                Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.

                                                              • Lilly Who
                                                                Lilly Who  2 weeks back

                                                                What are they trying to censor, specifically?

                                                            • Haramgalf The Grey Gorilla

                                                              Undertale better than The Witcher 3? Why are all people preaching a mediocre game over the Witcher 3?

                                                              • JesusKrispies
                                                                JesusKrispies  2 weeks back

                                                                Wow, what a hot take. Pity it's only 3 years past the point where anyone might possibly have given a shit.

                                                            • Mr Hash
                                                              Mr Hash  2 weeks back

                                                              Bruh look at all those ads just make a fake one and keep watching this therefore more money

                                                              • //Shadow_Reaper\\
                                                                //Shadow_Reaper\\  2 weeks back

                                                                2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!

                                                                • Nathan E
                                                                  Nathan E  2 weeks back

                                                                  The Irishman has nothing on ZP.

                                                                  • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                                    Bogumila Czwakiel  2 weeks back

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                                                                    • Ira Javier
                                                                      Ira Javier  2 weeks back

                                                                      This video wasn't long enough. Need more.

                                                                      • AdvisedSwine23
                                                                        AdvisedSwine23  2 weeks back

                                                                        Finally a good use of my time

                                                                        • Adam Greenhaus
                                                                          Adam Greenhaus  2 weeks back

                                                                          I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.

                                                                          • CyanFire
                                                                            CyanFire  7 days back

                                                                            It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.

                                                                          • alldayagain
                                                                            alldayagain  1 weeks back

                                                                            Or game reviewing only using charades

                                                                        • deimosian
                                                                          deimosian  2 weeks back

                                                                          How much did you cowards self-censor this time?

                                                                          • Sorow Fame
                                                                            Sorow Fame  2 weeks back

                                                                            Oh I'm sorry, does people actually wanting to make money on their videos offend you?

                                                                        • ThaDevilsJester
                                                                          ThaDevilsJester  2 weeks back

                                                                          28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness

                                                                          • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                            dragonfire 420blazin  2 weeks back

                                                                            You forgot Mafia 3!!
                                                                            Seriously guys I thought you got your shit together after forgetting 3 ZP's in that "Every Zero Punctuation of 2018". You do know "EVERY" means all of them right?

                                                                            • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                              dragonfire 420blazin  2 weeks back

                                                                              @Greil9 its Yahtzee fucking Croshaw. Trying to sensor him is a lost cause.

                                                                            • Greil9
                                                                              Greil9  2 weeks back

                                                                              Going to guess it's their earlier censorship in these compilations, except they had no idea how to do the use of the n-word and references to racism in that video. So rather than try, they pretend it didn't happen.

                                                                          • Frostile
                                                                            Frostile  2 weeks back

                                                                            With every year the ads get worse and worse, must be trying to match how the years got worse for youtube

                                                                            • Majora
                                                                              Majora  2 weeks back

                                                                              59:48 jesus my sides